Shop

Opening September 2025.

Everything here is designed, sculpted, illustrated, or otherwise forged in the lab. Every item ties into the lore, pulls from real science, or helps fund future field missions (and coffee).

Most of what you’ll find is limited-run, hand-packed, and occasionally labeled with slightly concerning warnings. That’s part of the charm.

Browse prints, merchandise, originals, and more!

→ New drops happen in waves. Keep your goggles on. 🧪✨